View Full Version : Talking of matters legal, my gf has just texted me to let me know she's just shopped a drug dealer.
Berni
03-07-2014, 12:11 PM
She seemed to expect a round of applause and is somewhat taken aback that I am not best pleased by this news.
Poor chap just trying to make a living and she grasses him up. Poor form imo. :-(
Classic Jorge
03-07-2014, 12:12 PM
David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)
03-07-2014, 12:13 PM
Berni
03-07-2014, 12:14 PM
drugs, too. I'm honestly quite disappointed in her.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-07-2014, 12:16 PM
As opposed to simply dropping off a kid to school or perhaps killing time before attending a PTM.
Classic Jorge
03-07-2014, 12:17 PM
The Tony
03-07-2014, 12:19 PM
Berni
03-07-2014, 12:24 PM
Bad business all round. Don't like this sort of interference with the free trade of goods and services. And I don't like coppers.
Classic Jorge
03-07-2014, 12:41 PM
Berni
03-07-2014, 12:49 PM
Apart from the Secret Police, of course?
Classic Jorge
03-07-2014, 01:08 PM
Though with my family history I dont suppose you can blame me
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-07-2014, 01:47 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
03-07-2014, 01:50 PM
Berni
03-07-2014, 02:03 PM
How are you, old horse?
Berni
03-07-2014, 02:14 PM
Or you're just a ****. Whichever. F*ck off.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-07-2014, 02:35 PM
Big night out in Brussels last night. Holed up in Yores resting my gnee gnow, waiting to collect v from Lille this evening.
Very pretty, Ypres.
How are things chez b?
Berni
03-07-2014, 02:38 PM
And trying to work out how to get rid of the sofa and the bed. :-(
Good to hear you're resting up. Where are you planning to go tonight?
i obviously mix with a less sensitve breed of c**ts..advice might be is not to print your private life on a bloody internet forum if you are that sensitive..fecking hell people are bloody mental.. anyway i am f**king off so chill out bro
and law abiding nature and maybe marry her
imo, lovely well natured lady doping her bit,
Berni
03-07-2014, 02:48 PM
If you haven't yet learned not to refer offensively to other men's women, it's remarkable you've got this far in life without getting your teeth kicked in.
And, for the record, I did not refer to my private life. I mentioned a minor incident related to my girlfriend intended to be taken comically. You bizarrely took this as carte blanche to use an offensive term about her. It was not.
Like I say: you struggle with understanding boundaries. You might want to address that.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-07-2014, 02:50 PM
We'll eat in a little place on the market square here whose kitchen stays open late. A hearty carbonade, perhaps.
Some Belgian bandit charged me 96 euros for a lobster last night. 96 euros. Raped by a Belgian. Again.
Berni
03-07-2014, 02:57 PM
Unfortunately, my electric landlady has said she wants the flat emptied. :-(
is no doubt far superior thoguh my might have what i find to be a more robust take on humour so mum, sister and girlfriend jokes are fully accepted as we actually..get on..and dont give a ****..and my missus would no doubt agree with you but beggars cant be choosers i say, so hugs n love etc have fun, and try and chill the f**k out a bit whilst im away taking my poor bint to the indian ocean for 2 weeks in the sun
Berni
03-07-2014, 03:18 PM
a friend is not how you should speak to me. There is a distance between us and (you may have noticed) I have never referred to anything or anyone personal to you at all - let alone in derogatory terms. I tend to expect the same courtesy. And yet you repeatedly see fit to make slighting reference to things personal to me. I don't think that's acceptable.
These are very simple rules that a semi-socialised child could grasp. Why can't you?
Berni
03-07-2014, 03:40 PM
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