Talking of matters legal, my gf has just texted me to let me know she's just shopped a drug dealer.

[Berni]

She seemed to expect a round of applause and is somewhat taken aback that I am not best pleased by this news.

Poor chap just trying to make a living and she grasses him up. Poor form imo. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Berni]

drugs, too. I'm honestly quite disappointed in her.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As opposed to simply dropping off a kid to school or perhaps killing time before attending a PTM.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[The Tony]

[Berni]

Bad business all round. Don't like this sort of interference with the free trade of goods and services. And I don't like coppers.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Apart from the Secret Police, of course?

[Classic Jorge]

Though with my family history I dont suppose you can blame me

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Berni]

How are you, old horse?

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Snin]

bint

[Berni]

Or you're just a ****. Whichever. F*ck off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Big night out in Brussels last night. Holed up in Yores resting my gnee gnow, waiting to collect v from Lille this evening.

Very pretty, Ypres.

How are things chez b?

[Berni]

And trying to work out how to get rid of the sofa and the bed. :-(

Good to hear you're resting up. Where are you planning to go tonight?

[Snin]

i obviously mix with a less sensitve breed of c**ts..advice might be is not to print your private life on a bloody internet forum if you are that sensitive..fecking hell people are bloody mental.. anyway i am f**king off so chill out bro

[Snin]

and law abiding nature and maybe marry her

[Snin]

imo, lovely well natured lady doping her bit,

[Berni]

If you haven't yet learned not to refer offensively to other men's women, it's remarkable you've got this far in life without getting your teeth kicked in.

And, for the record, I did not refer to my private life. I mentioned a minor incident related to my girlfriend intended to be taken comically. You bizarrely took this as carte blanche to use an offensive term about her. It was not.

Like I say: you struggle with understanding boundaries. You might want to address that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We'll eat in a little place on the market square here whose kitchen stays open late. A hearty carbonade, perhaps.

Some Belgian bandit charged me 96 euros for a lobster last night. 96 euros. Raped by a Belgian. Again.

[Berni]

Unfortunately, my electric landlady has said she wants the flat emptied. :-(

[Snin]

is no doubt far superior thoguh my might have what i find to be a more robust take on humour so mum, sister and girlfriend jokes are fully accepted as we actually..get on..and dont give a ****..and my missus would no doubt agree with you but beggars cant be choosers i say, so hugs n love etc have fun, and try and chill the f**k out a bit whilst im away taking my poor bint to the indian ocean for 2 weeks in the sun

[Berni]

a friend is not how you should speak to me. There is a distance between us and (you may have noticed) I have never referred to anything or anyone personal to you at all - let alone in derogatory terms. I tend to expect the same courtesy. And yet you repeatedly see fit to make slighting reference to things personal to me. I don't think that's acceptable.

These are very simple rules that a semi-socialised child could grasp. Why can't you?

[Snin]

[Berni]