So I sent away for the application forms to become a magistrate.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Nah. It's not for me. They take it all so very seriously.

And there are issues with having a somewhat full history of motoring offences.

I expect some wimp will do it though. Give 'em all 2 hours of community service, I suppose.

[Berni]

Surely motoring offences don't count against you?

[7evens]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was embarrassing.