I just went to the petrol station for a sarnie and watched in awe as a sunshine bus full of, well,

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

mongs was shepherded inside. Why would two carers decide to fill a BP/Marks & Spencer mash up Wild Bean Café with a dozen boisterous drooly types.

One of them kept shouting "Stomach!" over and over again. Unsettling.

['Neg]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I seriously hope this is a piss take from somebody

[Pat Vegas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

['Neg]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to drive via Holland and have a broodje kroket for lunch :cloud9:

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And I am in extremis.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I miss salt, fat and sugar.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I really don't want to be surgeried.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

Next you'll be giving up meat and tobacco

[Dutch Gooner]

shame you can't get these outside of Holland

[Rich]

[Berni]

Best let the lads with the knives at you now imo. I'm sure surgery's come on in leaps and bounds since you last got cut. They probably use a robot and lasers and such.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's just not quite the same when you cook them at home.

['Neg]

* I am kidding myself. A broodje kroket is rather ace :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no two ways about it. Having your gnees butchered hurts.

[Berni]

[Dutch Gooner]

same applies for the occasional bitterbal

[Dutch Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

[Ashberto]

Who are you and what have you done with Rich?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Fine' as in, 'screaming in agony but not dead'?

['Neg]

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[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

He'll be feeding the servants next

[Berni]

Honestly, though, what on earth is a civilised nation doing eating food out of those things?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

(no dressing), the profits from which maintain the building and ensure its availability for my sandwichy needs in the future? Hmm?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Usually one obtains wone's broodje kroket at a café, where it is freshly immersed in boiling grease and served to you at a temperature roughly equivalent to that of the sun.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm f**ked.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

bellowing 'Stomach!' and whatnot. Hardly fair, is it?

Are there no asylums? Are there no workhouses? Is there no gruel to give these unfortunates?

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Billy Goat Sverige]

Sweden is far too generous with its approach to asylum seekers/refugees.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where are these people from? The European arse end of nowhere? ARE YOU SAYING THERE ARE IRISH REFUGEES IN SWEDEN?

[Classic Jorge]

I worked out there for quite some time y'know, I love the dutch

[Billy Goat Sverige]

toilets. Sweden likes to show itself as doing good by allowing all these people into their country, forgetting that most of the employers in Sweden are quite prejudiced towards anyone without white skin or non foreign sounding name.

They just shove them all in language school for years on end.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The rest can cock off, frankly. Trouble.

[Mc Gooner]