I have decided I must invent something such as an app. That google etc will end up buying from me

[Pat Vegas]

for several millions of dollars and tremendous amount of shares.

I have something in mind but I don't have the technical knowhow.

I have a lot of crazy **** in this brain. And feel there is an idea that will one day make me a fortune.

Unfortunately I am very lazy.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

A bit like Sky Scanner, but I want to set criteria and say I want to fly to Malaga going out any Friday and coming back on the following Sunday. And I want to pay no more than £50.

So I want that search saved in there and I want it to continuously search all weekends and let me know as soon as I can do any weekend there Friday to Sunday for under £50.

Easy.

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

You can hold up the camera and it will overlay images of the dead body

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

As it's not in their interest to, especially the low cost carriers, I doubt it'll happen.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Will it show the body of my dead auntie in the toilet even though he later moved her body from there to the woods where it was never found?

[Classic Jorge]

He's also a rather quintessentially british serial killer. A nice respectable old chap, beard and corduroy, married to a lady called Primrose and terribly unfussy in the way he went about his crimes.

[Berni]

wd Uncle Tim imo.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

That is what would make it interesting though, if it showed us the real truth.

[Berni]

Basically, a film about him would just show him constantly bumping off old ladies with a small injection and then calling a strangely incurious ambulance service. Not exactly Hannibal Lecter, is it? :-(

[Berni]

I take it no-one really liked your auntie anyway?

[Classic Jorge]

http://consciouslifestyles.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/running-water-bath-faucet.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

somebody who has never flown before the airport must be a confusing experience.

There are no guidelines on what you need to do and what do you need to do next.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

He could be played by David Jason, it could be a nice, gentle trot through the last days of most of the old ladies in manchester. Think of it as Heartbeat, just with more rustling through building society books and biscuit tins.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Congestion map web app using their passenger count data.

[Berni]

Actually, I think there was a TV thing. He was played by James Bolam in a beard. It was shockingly dull and that dullness makes him a rubbish serial killer for all that he was prolific.

Dennis Nielsen, though. Now there was a chap with an eye (and other body parts) for the macabre.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

I think the time for a Dennis Nielsen piece has gone though, I really wanted him to be played by Leslie Nielsen.

Is Harry Nillson still alive?

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

I know the lady who runs it, she is wonderful

http://decoded.co/uk/

[Berni]

I think you could do it as a musical, tbh. Numbers such as 'I'm dying for a shag', 'You're still on my sofa' and 'Block my pipe, big boy!' would have them flocking in.

[Pat Vegas]

But since I am moving next year too any new skills will help.

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Plus if they sign me up I will turn up and it will have James on the list.