Nothing quite fills me with as much dread as the phrase "inspirational speaker"

[Classic Jorge]

I've accidentally RSVPd for an event which has one, one right in front of my face that I will have to feign at least some attention on.

Help me WIMB

[Berni]

I once got picked on by one who described me as 'an energy vampire', because I sucked all the positive energy out of the room.

He may have had a point, of course. He was still a c*nt, mind.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Next.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

just the phrase means you know the blokes a cnut