Skinflint. Tight arse, Thrifty, Stingy, cheapskate, scrooge, wimb.

[Pat Vegas]

I've never liked this sort of watching the pennies behaviour. However I was thinking. For every 2.50 wasted on a coffee that's about $5 in my pocket for my move.

I am going to become the master of being stingy to get my move done as soon as possible.

Please tell me the secrets on how to be a tight arse. Most money seems to be wasted on food. Sick and tired of money going down the drain.

Show me your thrifty ways.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

I want to leave immediately.

It's going to be a very long year.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

Or I could go to Iceland with £30 that's a months worth of dinner sorted.

:VALUE:

[Curly]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

However, try shopping in one of the Supermarkets that the likes of Tesco don't compare their prices with and you will be genuinely shocked by the difference in price and the lack of difference in quality.

[Curly]

and spend 2 fortunes on KitKats

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

Balance the books. Don't spend more than you earn. Save up for a rainy day and don't assume that someone else will pay your way. And so on.

It's people not living within their means wot goto us into this perpetual recession.

[Ashberto]

:fishing:

[Ashberto]

I started doing this when living off £30 pw in the 80's. Never looked back. They taste much better too.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's just no need to be mean about it.

[Pat Vegas]

and it may of may not have been quite tasty.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

You evil, cripple-kicking *******.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It hurts :-(

[Curly]

[Hillary]

[Berni]

And claim disability allowance (just to p*ss off lefties, like).

[Hillary]

Colt 45 to the back of the head - it's the humane thing to do.

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

supermarket prices for that **** are unreal.

Getchaself daaahn chap

[Pat Vegas]

'any discount for the trade?'

I will tell them I own a small restaurant.