Can today end now please.

[Uttoxeter Gun]

Before I end up smacking one of these Stoke c**ts.

[Berni]

I assume this is because they like to stay close to their spawning grounds and fear dragons should they venture beyond the five towns.

[Rich]

Arsenal v Man City on my return from Liverpool. The only pub I found showing it seemed to have a disco going on Sunday afternoon.

The pub was essentially as you would imagine a lounge in a really poor household to be. Absolutely dire.

I vowed that I would never return to Stoke that day.

[Uttoxeter Gun]

but I work close to the ground. Have done since 1986.

Yes, it is a ****hole full of pond life.

Can't wait til they get relegated tbh.

[Ashberto]

Just five towns in a row"

[Uttoxeter Gun]

[Rich]

[Uttoxeter Gun]

One day soon they'll be back there where they belong.

[Uttoxeter Gun]

Nowhere near these ****s.

[Ashberto]

[Uttoxeter Gun]