World War Three has begun in The Crimea. We need to nuke Moscow immediately.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Pat Vegas]

Or is it one of those Internet myths?

[Luis Anaconda]

Probably couldn't find a pen

[Pat Vegas]

if I thought Japs could still possibly turn up.

Incidentally there were plenty of Japs visiting.

[Berni]

It's 'Nips' or 'Tojos'.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

Racism Friday.

They get in the way.
Plus working for them doesn't help.

[Berni]

You'd never catch us doing tha...oh. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Pat Vegas]

to put my serious face on.

It's always hard to imagine the actual events when you visit these type of places.

[Berni]

And yes, they're obviously weird.

And have you seen their cartoons? Total sh*t. FACT.

[Red N White Army]

[Pat Vegas]

But seriously working with them is very different.
They are so tied up with honour and embarrassment if they want something for a client and it's not possible I almost get the feeling they are ready to top themselves over it.

Plus they don't use their holidays. It's rude to use all of your holiday allowance.

[Berni]

and shouting 'Tora! Tora! Tora!' and 'Banzai!'.

Hope this helps. :thumbup:

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

River Phoenix.

I told him to stop f**king around as these Americans are very touchy about all this stuff.

Plus my bird nearly got us in trouble. At the airport they let on the Armed forces chaps on first and people are clapping. she says out loudly in her Italian way 'Why are they clapping?' I had to silence her immediately.

[Classic Jorge]

If you want 'f**king weird' Disney is your place, at least morally

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

And half the time you've no idea what's going or even if characters are supposed to be male of female, dead or alive, human or whatever. And they're not funny and have no decent songs. Total rubbish.

[Pat Vegas]

as it's frowned upon to be tanned.

I saw Japanese family going for a swim in the Ocean.
She had arm bands on. 2 shirts. a massive hat sunglasses and big inflatable ring around her waist.

And just sat their floating around. Whilst the bloke tried to surf.

What's the point.

[Berni]

they're fat blokes who've probably spent the last few years ladling out mashed potatoes in a mess tent somewhere.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

And have you not seen nickelodeon/cartoon network recently? There are very few things as incomprehensible as Johnny Test or Ben 10.

Obviously Adventure Time and Regular Show are excluded from the criticism here

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Japanese cartoons reached their zenith with Battle of The Planets and it's been downhill ever since.

[Classic Jorge]

It'll ruin Elton John for you for eternity

[Brentwood]