There was an old bloke sitting on a bench in Hollywood. He had a suit on and a hat with a suitcase

[Pat Vegas]

reading the same book over and over. was there day and night. Probably nipped off for a bit this time of day to post on here.

GSTB was this you reading your joke book?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He has got to be the thickest **** on the planet.

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm sorry if my intemperate language has offended you, f.

[Pat Vegas]

Let's say one who does Transatlantic flights.

I've done a lot of travelling in the past few weeks and this was one of few thousand random thoughts mid flight.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Plenty of long-haul jockeys with national carriers will fly 3 times per month, probably a total of 9 or 10 days work. Other airlines might work you considerably harder.

Poor *******s working for filth like Ryanair or Easyjet are treated like dogs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

You're f*cking well welcome, you ingrate c*cksucker.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or reactionary. Or something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I walked through Camden town last week. What a remarkable group of young people I found congregated there! This trip definitely opened my eyes to some new and exciting fashion choices to ponder.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

around with the top button of his shirt done up looks like his head may explode at any time.

He is also wearing the slim fit type suit. It's a bit of a disaster.

[Berni]

not. It's sage advice and you'd be well-advised to take it.

You just don't want to pay the £5.50, do you, you self-hating stereotype?

[Monty91]

myself to a road toll.

[Berni]

of drinks that niggle away at the truly tightfisted and which they seek to avoid.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-|

[Monty91]

Is this a problem? Do you blame me, or do you reserve your contempt for my parents? It would be nice to know where I stand.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

it's being a c**t.

:thumbup:

[eastgermanautos]

the malibu beaches, silverlake, the getty, the observatory, larchmont, little tokyo, eastermanautos? some of that there.

[Pat Vegas]

I Love L.A

[Pat Vegas]

The Staples Center has a smoking area on the roof :cloud9: I was always under the impression that California frowned upon smokers.

Friendly folks. Everyone wants to have a long chat. Random people give you complements.

The lady in Ralph's (supermarket) let me use her discount card leading to $10 savings on my shopping.

2 strange incidents on the same day. I found a credit card in a petrol station near the Whisky Sanogo handed that right in.

30 minutes later I find a iPhone at the crossing on Santa Monica Boulevard I hand that right over to the Sheriff's office. Very odd.

My apartment was massive.

I was high fived at least 5 times.

Great Weather.

To be continued as I start to remember more.

[eastgermanautos]

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]