There's nothing like spending the first 90 minutes of one's Friday filling out a hefty expenses

[Berni]

claim to set a chap up for the weekend. :-)

[7evens]

Firm must owe me about £700 quid at the moment. Shudder to think how much I've paid out in interest on cards over the years :cry:

[Berni]

tray. The accounts girls looked suitably impressed. Gives 'em something to get their teeth into, see?

[Luis Anaconda]

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

[Berni]

*Dear HMRC. This is a joke. You've heard of jokes, I'm sure. They're the reason you see people who don't work for HMRC laughing. They aren't supposed to be true - that's the important thing.

[7evens]

[redgunamo]

Or is that the Football Association?

[Berni]