So Harridan Harperson is keen on noncery?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How very rum.

[Berni]

Oh, hang on. There is, isn't there? :-(

[Snin]

[Berni]

Then I went shopping for Valentine's things. Got ripped off and had a consolatory pint in a nearby pub overlooking the river. Not the Angel on the Bridge.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Has someone prised open your chest, blown out the dust and the cobwebs, and inserted a gram of human emotion?

[Snin]

red lion hotel..otherwise you are making it up :-)

[Jake]

Muggins.

[Berni]

Valentine's, I'll just say 'Oh, I didn't get anything. My boyfriend's got principles', shall I?"

The look on her face and the tone of her voice told me this was not a potential scenario she regarded with any great fondness, so I weighed up my options and made a very slight U-turn.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

I told her that across an average year I massively out-do here in trying to inject intimacy and romance into our relationship and the fact she is only able to do so on a day when it is prescribed by society speaks volumes.

Pwned, imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'heart'.

[Snin]

15 to 17 year olds.. :hehe: now a few old lushes like to soak up alcohol in their these days...

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

that has nowhere to go imo. So one has to weigh these matters carefully.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

He should be allowed to work that out for himself.

[Classic Jorge]

Failing that, lopping a chunk of his ***** off early doors would, I imagine, go a fair way to clearing up any lingering doubts.

[redgunamo]