View Full Version : So Harridan Harperson is keen on noncery?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 02:27 PM
How very rum.
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:30 PM
Oh, hang on. There is, isn't there? :-(
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:36 PM
Then I went shopping for Valentine's things. Got ripped off and had a consolatory pint in a nearby pub overlooking the river. Not the Angel on the Bridge.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 02:38 PM
Has someone prised open your chest, blown out the dust and the cobwebs, and inserted a gram of human emotion?
red lion hotel..otherwise you are making it up :-)
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:43 PM
Valentine's, I'll just say 'Oh, I didn't get anything. My boyfriend's got principles', shall I?"
The look on her face and the tone of her voice told me this was not a potential scenario she regarded with any great fondness, so I weighed up my options and made a very slight U-turn.
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:44 PM
Monty91
02-20-2014, 02:48 PM
I told her that across an average year I massively out-do here in trying to inject intimacy and romance into our relationship and the fact she is only able to do so on a day when it is prescribed by society speaks volumes.
Pwned, imo.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-20-2014, 02:48 PM
'heart'.
15 to 17 year olds.. :hehe: now a few old lushes like to soak up alcohol in their these days...
Classic Jorge
02-20-2014, 02:51 PM
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:52 PM
that has nowhere to go imo. So one has to weigh these matters carefully.
Berni
02-20-2014, 02:55 PM
Monty91
02-20-2014, 03:02 PM
He should be allowed to work that out for himself.
Classic Jorge
02-20-2014, 03:06 PM
Failing that, lopping a chunk of his ***** off early doors would, I imagine, go a fair way to clearing up any lingering doubts.
redgunamo
02-20-2014, 03:56 PM
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