Ozil's money would be better spent on a striker

[maltese gooner]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your mum's got a beard, hasn't she?

[One Wilf Copping]

Losing Ramsey and Walcott takes away half the effectiveness of Özil.

Imagine Bergkamp without Titi and Freddie making runs past him to receive his through balls...