Ooof, that was a ring-twitching moment. Chap from twitter rocked up at my flat

[Monty91]

to pick up my season ticket for tonight. Opened the door and it's a massive f**king Irish bloke with about 5 pikey looking mates by his side.

Turns out it's his first ever game. He was very confused when U handed him something other than a paper ticket. Anyway, he paid up and went on his merry way.

The sharing economy is ace.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Definitely.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or worse, used a naughty racist word.

No mate, sorry. You're banned.

I can lease you a season ticket for next season, but I'm taking a risk dealing with someone who's been formally banned by the club, so it won't be cheap I'm afraid.

[Monty91]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

we're going out of the champions league AND you've got cancer or possibly TB.

Is it true they call you Lucky?

[Monty91]

they would reduce the weight of the aircraft and help it go faster, more efficiently, and ultimately more cheaply?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can tell you now, I am NEVER going to consult the ANO.

[Monty91]

£3 million more a year?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

bereavement and subsequent death on me.

[Brentwood]

on plane seats. Apparently the reason is that if someone is going to smoke then better that they have somewhere to dispose of the fag safely than trying to sneakily flush it down the toilet

Is it true that they tell us to sit in the brace position so that our teeth remain intact and we can more easily be identified?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lots of people who die in aeroplane crashes and clubbed to death by other peoples' limbs.

[Monty91]

even when it would be perfectly safe to do so, leaving those of a nervous disposition unnecessarily fearing for their lives?

The ****s :-(

[Snin]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

blundering up and down the aisles getting in their way.

Sometimes they set the pressurisation to 12,000 feet so all the plebs go to sleep. It's effective, but risks the odd case of brain damage.

[Ashberto]

[Curly]

:snigger:

[Snin]