So. Are YOU going to change your routine, have one drink fewer, arrive at your seat by 7:35 and

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

ensure that we have an atmosphere worthy of our great club, and which will rival that usually enjoyed by our visitors?

No, of course you won't, because your tiny little 'life' is so pitiful, so monstrously devoid of hope or joy, so painful in its inexorable march to the merciful release of a sordid, lonely death, that you need another 'pint' of piss-weak, tepid, foul-smelling dishwater to anaesthetise yourself from the horror of existence.

:****er:

[Luis Anaconda]

[PSRB]

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Such is my sacrifice, p.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

Still no dates confirmed. Not happy

[Frimmers]

That okay with you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This tour can't go on forever. The man's in his 60s. Nils has got no hips.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What is this obsession with alcohol?

[Peter]

Not fair.

[Frimmers]

Had a cup of tea earlier.

Variety imo.

[Snin]

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to OD.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It sounds ghastly.

[redgunamo]

So, no basically.

[PSRB]

[Ashberto]

and I'm going via the Coronet to make it easier to get there early.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

To cram?

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

[barrybueno]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If we could get the working classes out of the pubs for 10 minutes, they might be better positioned to make something of their miserable existences and our factories might be a little more productive.

[Red N White Army]

[Luis Anaconda]