Tonight we will either be mercilessly bum raped or we will get one of those odd wins against the

[Berni]

best teams in the world we get that so bemuse the media, who feel it really doesn't tally with the whole 'pretty, but ineffectual and definitely nowhere near as good as City/United/Chelsea' narrative they have for us.

Those are the only two possible scenarios, I'm afraid. :shrug:

[redgunamo]

I mean, apart from all the trophies and wonderful players and the plaudits they get and the manager and whatnot?

Apart from all that, are they actually any good?!

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

I am told that about 500 times a day so i must be true

[redgunamo]

Or Islington, I suppose.

[redgunamo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

What about a draw?

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

have conceded about 5 goals at home with goal diff of about +48. They're even better than the side that basically won the tie in 20 minutes against us last year and are managed by Pep 'Pep' Gardiola with his famous pep pills.

[Classic Jorge]

unusually arrogant germans

[redgunamo]

It's on, A.