I think City are about to discover how much The Premiership can flatter a team. And how difficult

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

it is to keep up with craven drug cheats and how hard it is to suddenly stop "English" tackling because the ref is crippling you with yellow cards.

[The Tony]

[Monty91]

anything beyond a highly rudimentary understanding of football.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]