Was it the "Irish" Sun wot set Giroud up with that hoor?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

[Curly]

wd Catholic guilt

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Disappointing.

[Dutch Gooner]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3832 749&rid=315&S=5eaf320d7f45c285946664bcc09e1c94 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3832749&rid=315&S=5eaf320d7f45c285946664bcc09e1c94)

[Snin]

of meeting and dealing with one sober is quite horrifying imo not a chance in hell id get even a semi imo

[Snin]

a hard time for the gays and thing?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your grubby little Welsh imagination has clearly been working overtime.

[Berni]

[Curly]

The Sun
"today a man appeared at Romford Magistrates Court charged with riding a chicken.The judge informed him he was a disgusting piece of human filth and sentenced to 18 months community service"

The Irish Sun
"today a man appeared at Limerick Magistrates Court charged with having sex with an empty bottle of Domestos.The judge informed him he was a dirty,dirty ******* but at least he was as bad as thon fúcker from Romford"

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was assured earlier that the lady in question was of negotiable morals. :shrug:

[Berni]

like 'hoor', here. A lady's reputation should not be so lightly traduced imo.

[Curly]

[The Tony]

If it's just no strings then what's the problem.

these days it's cheaper than taking a girl out and you don't have the risk of her not putting out...straight to the action baby.

don't got to worry about anything....,sneaking out the house the next day....calling her....forgetting your mobile at hers and having to go sheepishly back.....relationships.....unplanned pregnancies etc etc.....seems fine to me.

You should pop along to my next birthday party.....strip poker ...already booked a nice suite ....should be lots of fun fun fun.

[The Tony]

So either...

He's **** in bed (bad at sex not taking a poo)
Gay
Has a conscious and pulled out out at the last moment thinking of his family
Or just invited her over to play flappy bird and got the wrong idea so made up the story to e sun to save face.

[Snin]

im not a dog T or an animal like your sort :-) as i said unless one was off my my tits then no way could i face dealing with a lday who earnt her money in such a way and then try to shove my cock in her... the disease ridden ****

[Snin]

told you , unless one is an animal then its not possible

[redgunamo]

in the small hours though, is it.

[PSRB]

[Snin]

would have been my excuse.. i called her a cab and off she went..the horrible **** obviously tried to set him up..arrives, knocks on the door with sob story , he tries to help and whislt putting clothes on she paps him...

the blokes a tool for not saying that imo

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

that may occur is just not connected with the transaction etc..oh and mr taxman

[Curly]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

[Mack]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Curly]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

cnuts to a man

[Classic Jorge]

[The Tony]

[Snin]

double bubble imo

[redgunamo]

You'd imagine there wouldn't be too much future business for such people who publish photos of their punters on the internet?

[Snin]

diamond & pearls...seedy fecker he is

[Monty91]

Surely we don't know enough to cast judgement.

[Snin]

http://www.gentlemensclubreading.com/

[Berni]

None of this explains his failure to wear trousers or a dressing gown imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[insert pros/prose joke here]

[Snin]

[Mack]

[Berni]

Can we not look with understanding on mankind's failings and foibles without casting slurs everywhere?

[Mack]

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/Video-Man-jumps-Lamborghi ni-2013-03-12 (http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/Video-Man-jumps-Lamborghini-2013-03-12)

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

I mean, he's no Luis Suarez, is he.

[Curly]

[Monty91]

when she might be a proper bell-end who drove him into the arms/vagina of another woman.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Mack]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[redgunamo]

[Mack]

[Monty91]

and it turned out it was for an escort website.

I had to basically write a load of SEO-friendly blog posts, occasionally crow-baring phrases like "big busty women" and hot London escorts into the copy.

I decided I didn't need the money that badly and declined.

[redgunamo]

[Mack]

[Berni]

[Mack]

have an important meeting with my agent'.

[Monty91]

from behind :sherlock:

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Often when I am in need of advice I think to myself how I wish I had Snin's number.

[Snin]

[redgunamo]

'walk the corridors' at night.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Snin]

:hehe: :-) ill get my coat....