I've got to be nonce-checked to gain access to my home airfield now. The reason? 'Security'.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Because Al-Qaeda are going to blow up Biggin Hill airport using a crack squad of Charlie Chesters, are they?

I've only been flying there for 29 years. I'm obviously a security risk.

Bloody socialists.

[Curly]

You could be one of them thar lily-white wooly faces imo

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Enjoy your time at Guantanemo...

:rubchin:

[Classic Jorge]

I'm more than happy to write a letter in support stating in no uncertain terms how you have never molestered me, and also that it wasnt for the want of trying, even when I wore that leather schoolboy's outfit.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The c**ts want me to wear a hi-viz jacket as well. c**ts.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

:-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I held the record for being fined at Carlisle airport for refusing to wear one.

Now they chuck you off :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

['Neg]

[Harry Balls]