View Full Version : Since clicking on Sir C's rowing machine link last week I am being beset by fitness equipment ads
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 12:49 PM
should I get fit, regain my once rock hard washboard stomach and march around like Olivier Giroud in a hall of mirrors or should I just clear my cache and finish this pasty?
Witharby 2-3 weeks
02-17-2014, 12:58 PM
Well that is what we are calling it. If Planning come see me it may blow that ruse out of the water pronto
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2014, 01:05 PM
That's *******s, as you know. But there is an element of truth when it comes to exercising.
Do a bit, do it regularly, and it's easy to stay moderately fit. Dash into it like a man possessed and it's going to hurt and be a miserable experience, and you'll walk (hobble) away from it.
Also alternating exercise is good - I run one day, swim the next, walk the next, run again, have a day off... so it never becomes a grind or a chore.
I have the body of a 26 year-old athlete. I keep it in the cellar and sniff it occasionally.
Berni
02-17-2014, 01:21 PM
But I can only do willpower if I get obsessive about it. Can't do moderation.
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:24 PM
fortunately not in the veg and brown bread side of things though.
do you have that weird brown rice and pasta that the CND family of the kid I used to go to school with made us eat when we went round his for dinner?
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:26 PM
I really cant do moderation, I'm either full throttle or I just cant be f**ked.
I'm worried about running, I need to get into it whilst it's still dark. I figure I'd rather look like a burglar/rapist than I would a fat man training for a fun run.
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:27 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ashberto
02-17-2014, 01:29 PM
I swear that cardboard tastes better.
Berni
02-17-2014, 01:30 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2014, 01:32 PM
CF central heating (lack of), swimming in icy water.
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:33 PM
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:33 PM
racialism
Berni
02-17-2014, 01:40 PM
animal lust. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:41 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2014, 01:42 PM
I'm not suggesting that's necessarily a bad thing.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2014, 01:49 PM
A rather innocent and naive name for smoked fish.
Back in the day of no meat on fridays.
Classic Jorge
02-17-2014, 01:59 PM
Ashberto
02-17-2014, 02:03 PM
...gets the majority of the feeling of embarrassment out of the way by the time you get home imo.
..I'm not sure I could manage the 100+ miles to mainland Spain before restarting my jog back to Hampshire!
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