Has the whole not being allowed to use GBP put the kybosh on Scotland's plans for independence?

[Brentwood]

I thought they wanted to base themselves on Norway. A small population with a load of oil. So why would they want to link themselves to our currency anyway?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Only to reveal themselves as scotch when somebody tries to pay with an iffy scotch tenner.

They pop out of the impulse buying display where they've been camouflaged amidst the tick-tacs and OK! magazines and shout "I THINK YOU"LL FIND THAT'S LEGAL TENDER, PAL!"

[Berni]

Sorry, the scotch, but I couldn't give a tuppenny f*ck either way. :shrug:

[Classic Jorge]

If they were ditching the queen I'd be up there like a shot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cloud9:

[Brentwood]

I'd be interested in knowing if they really are net contributors, as some claim

[Berni]

You can't have a one-party state. We'd be no better than the Japanesers or the Nogwegians.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/21/1348258443426/Grant-Shapps-001.jpg

[Curly]

[Berni]

What you'd probably get would be a split in the Tory party.

[Camp Freddie]

[Camp Freddie]