It's on BT Sport tonight? For christ's sake.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When are they going to send the engineer round to make my TV pick up this new channel?

[Berni]

To be honest, I'm right off watching football. It's stressful and unpleasant.

[Snin]

[Free SL]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I had a lovely run this morning. All dry and warm. Listening to a lovely story. Really pleasant, it was. No rain, wind, pedestrians, devildogs, traffic fumes or slippery leaves. Lovely.

[Snin]

:-) everyone does...it goes from a nice relaxing jog listening to a story..your mind wanders..mispalced foot..whack bang thank you mam , scuffed knees / chin / flying backwards onto the floor in a heap imo ..very funny to watch though

[Luis Anaconda]

Nice to see Clarke bottle it back down to five

[PSRB]

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's still in its box. Air something, I'm sure it is.

[Berni]

It's an exhilarating sensation of speed when you're cutting through the cold air, your muscles are all springy and you barely feel your feet hitting the pavement.

Still, you wouldn't know about that as you plug yourself into your infernal machine still reeking of your scratcher. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

http://argos.scene7.com/is/image/Argos/5323249_R_Z001A?$TMB%swid=312&hei=312

[Berni]

Actually, if you sweat a lot in your spare room with your machine, is there not a danger of it getting a bit whiffy in there? Have you put down plastic to catch the drips?

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not in the spare room, it's in the old office building.

[Free SL]

I reckon Morkel will soften him up and Steyn/Philander will get his wicket.

[Berni]

Why are you emitting amniotic fluid?

[The Tony]

http://www.designitalia.com/designitalia/PICTURES/SOFAS%20AND%20SOFA%20BEDS/gerri_22_g.jpg

yeah...that's right...I got a picture of the bedroom on my wall....got to get them ladies thinking about it from the word go!

[barrybueno]

[The Tony]