You know those knock-about conversations about football that you hear in the local shop – has there

[Monty91]

ever been a recorded example of one that hasn’t consisted exclusively of people spouting meaningless clichés and received wisdom?

I know that some fans have interesting opinions, so why do I never hear these people in shops? Is it because they dumb down to speak to whatever menial working **** is trying to engage them in conversation, or do these types tend to avoid mentioning to local shopkeepers that they’re a football fans so they don’t have to partake in such pointless, mind-numbing conversations?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Let's not even talk about football," was his opening shot, which I found quite hopeful. Sadly, he then proceeded to do so.

Thick ****.

[The JBear]

You tend to get a blank look, followed by 'yer what?' and then a repetition of the perceived wisdom, until you agree with it.

[Classic Jorge]

"sur, iss just clursin' darn?" was his reply to my detailed analysis.

This country

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

the arts and other such stuff, rather than football.

Anyone with half-a-brain wanting to talk soccer is basically a lunatic wastrel.

[Classic Jorge]

just clursin' darn

[Berni]

What is this football hipster talk?

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

Obviously this would be very posh and southern so, to counteract those accusations, he also does pasties and meat pies.

[Snin]

have turned into a fully fledged hipster wannabe cnut!

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0240/6511/products/King_Cnut_Tide_Black_large.jpg?v=1380716974

this is in fact a friend of mines company..some how he now seems to be a comedian no one apart from the guardian has head of

http://www.kingcnut.com/

Welcome to King Cnut

Fresh back from the Edinburgh Festival with his show ‘C U IN COURT’ - Owner Dave Griffiths continues his quest to turn back the corporate tide.

Ever since the Danish King Cnut invaded Britain in 1016 and saw the sorry state of Anglo-Saxon clothing he has been selling excellent quality ethical clothing ever since! King Cnut (sometimes misspelt as Canute) is best known for going down to the sea and trying to turn back the tide well 21st Century King Cnut is now turning back the corporate tide! Wear King Cnut clothing and join the crusade against the corporations who think they rule our lives!

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

have the power to do it.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

and start looking deeper. It usually means they can't actually play the game.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Monty91]

the title"

“Well, if we can’t beat United the way they’re playin’ wot chance ‘ave we got!�

“And wot about your defence against Liverpool? It coulda bin 10!�

“Yeah, I dunno wot ‘appened. Kosewwwny and Mer’esakkkka ‘ave been so good all season but dey woz useless on Saturday.�

“I tell yer wot, ‘ee should have bought someone in the transfer window. ‘Eeee just don’t like spendin’ maaaaaahney, daaaaas ‘ee"

“Yeah, and the one playah ‘ee did buy...’ee’s crocked!!!�

:-(

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

All in a 90 minute package.

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Compare dennis bergkamp to ian mckellen, which one's the artist here?

[Ashberto]

Perhaps you should move to some trendy part of East London so you can hear hipsters discussing trequartistas and gegenpressing.

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]