she's on, PSRB

[Maz]

[Classic Jorge]

Especially track and field types who have less curves than a ruler

[Maz]

[PSRB]

liked the skip of the men's team saying he took up swimming to make him actually feel like an athlete as he did no exercise at all :-)

[Classic Jorge]

Also, I dont think PSRB is an athletics wrongcock like, say, Tim Payton

[Berni]

[Maz]

ah

[Monty91]

amount of executive presence despite being hampered by a horrific speaking voice, a pronounced lisp, cheeks that you want to burst with tooth picks, and massive man tits.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFxGF0SSQhY

DISGWACE!

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000328465639/447a5978fc223201e6cb6675d701391b.png

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I love Tom Kerridge's titties.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Snin]

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Zoe%2BSmith%2Badidas%2BOlympic%2BMedia%2BLounge%2B Westfield%2BJKoKuSLVSi6l.jpg

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6377653.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/ZoeSmith415.jpg

badaf**kingbingimo

[Berni]

This image pleases me not at all :-(

I'm going to cook a pig belly for 16 hours next week, btw. Blumenthal thing. I'll let you know how it goes.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

oh and of course no sex appeal

[Classic Jorge]

http://apcdaily.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/all2520three2520babies2520cute.jpg

[Snin]

[Snin]

:-)

[Berni]

That's how me and Jimmy Floyd Haselbaink happened. :-(

[Snin]

and our ladies and he will be popping in to say hi to his old protergie ..I will pass on your advice ( ps he's lost most of his titties now as swims every day and cut out the booze)

lost 6 stone..so well done tom imo

http://www.maidenhead-advertiser.co.uk/News/Areas/Marlow-Bou rne-End-Flackwell/Tom-Kerridge-The-master-of-posh-pub-grub-r eflects-on-a-successful-2013-23122013.htm (http://www.maidenhead-advertiser.co.uk/News/Areas/Marlow-Bourne-End-Flackwell/Tom-Kerridge-The-master-of-posh-pub-grub-reflects-on-a-successful-2013-23122013.htm)

[Monty91]

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fat ****.

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Did anyone notice?

[Berni]

They haunt my nightmares, snin. Sir C knows this. :cry:

btw, 'The Maidenhead Advertiser' is a very amusing name for a local paper. It sounds like a very specialist contact magazine.

[Maz]

poor Tom

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or was he just a greedy sod? Hmm?

[Berni]

[Snin]

:-) groundwater means lots of places around now bubbling up with water plus the whole park is now water up to the mini roadabouts after bridge its getting pretty crazy! but it seems that with the jubilee river relief we and staines suffer so the queen, maidenhead and windsor avoid the worst of it... :banghead:

[Snin]

and no exercise..now swims about 2000 meters a day and cut the booze down

[Classic Jorge]

I'd imaging a good four of those stone were grungey buildup scraped from the folds.

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He hasn't seen it in years.

[Berni]

[Maz]

will you really meet him next week? Well jel :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Excuse me, something's come up. I just have to pop off to the bathroom for 5 minutes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He had us poking pig's eyes out. And shaving it. :-(

[Berni]

You poured whisky in my coffee and turned ashen(er).

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why did you let me lick the green foam from its nostril?

[Snin]

is going out with this chef mate of toms..plus my GF speaks to tom down at the pool at crowne plaza gym..oh and also her uncle drinks down the H&F now and is getting chummy with him too now..hes marlow man about town by all accounts and frenedly down to earth type. ..looking forward to the meal though!

[Berni]

Derek, I'm so sorry. :-(

[Monty91]

£150 for the pair of us? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This is the mother of your child.m How can you baulk at a couple of quid for a decent dinner?

Are you Scottish?

[Maz]

...even me and Neg didn't manage to f**k that up. It was delish.

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it easy? Maybe something more challenging is required.

[Maz]

melt in your mouth stuff

[Maz]

[Monty91]

[Snin]

or not that night..so it starts with disappointment..so ive stopped looking

[Snin]

http://www.thehandandflowers.co.uk/pdf/A_la_Carte.pdf



teetotalers must have SO much money imo id be rich

http://www.thehandandflowers.co.uk/pdf/Wine-List.pdf

[Monty91]

given one of us will be driving.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

with under a ton....you tight cnut :-)

['Neg]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maz]

miserable, simply miserable.