I've just had an ashtray installed on my treadmill

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Now I can exercise with some comfort.

[7evens]

[Berni]

Treadmill, my hairy hole!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

And then he had it off with Red Sonja. At least I think that's how it went. I lost interest very quickly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have very little in the way of cartilage in my knees :-(

[Classic Jorge]

*occasionally have a gentle saunter, the first 10k is in my head

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

has caused me to retreat indoors with my treadmill and my rowing machine.

Now a rowing machine, there's a depressing piece of equipment.

[Classic Jorge]

I believe it was him who is the foremost authority on busty warrior maidens, dragons, elves and knocking one out to other fantasy creatures.

[Berni]

Saturday morning and found myself running knee-deep in icy, fast-flowing, muddy water for much of the time.

Character-building stuff imo. And dampens the beastly urge a treat.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I HAVE A TREADMILL.

http://www.treadmillcentre.co.uk/images/products/Commercial%20Treadmill.jpg

Capisce?

[Berni]

using that thing.

Since when did exercise have anything to do with comfort? You should be mortifying your flesh, not prancing around on a machine in your centrally-heated spare room.

People like you are the reason we lost the empire. FACT.

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I keep a beer on a table at the side. I've no use for water.

[Maz]

...I have issues with my Achilles and the physio says I must not run until it's sorted....hence my need for something other than the cross trainer. I like rowing so much I might even buy one for home...you're not selling your one, per chance? Ashtray not required.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.fitness-superstore.co.uk/magnetic_rowing_machines /tunturi_r25_folding_magnetic_rower/10046_p.html (http://www.fitness-superstore.co.uk/magnetic_rowing_machines/tunturi_r25_folding_magnetic_rower/10046_p.html)