Marks and Spencer salt and vinegar peanuts are too vinegary. FACT.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Nice and tart FACT.

[Berni]

[Harry Balls]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Eat wedges of thickly sliced burnt toast smothered in Marmite, with bites interspersed with sips of hot tea. The burnt toast tears the roof of your mouth, the Marmite gets into the wounds and stings, and the hot tea washes the pain away.

It's a sensory wonderland, b.