Awkward MomentsWIMB. At the company party last Friday, I asked a chap whether he was up to anything

[Berni]

interesting this weekend and he got rather aggressive and asked me if I was 'taking the f*cking p*ss'. I was bemused and said no. He said: 'But you must have heard!' and I explained that I had been out of the country for the last week and was not up on gossip. He then realised I wasn't taking the p*ss and explained that he was having to have an emergency operation on his prostate, which would involve him ending up with a colostomy bag and 'unable to perform sexually'. He was a bit drunk and then proceeded to tell me he was going to have his last sh*t and have sex with his wife for possibly the last time over the weekend (I found this juxtaposition rather distasteful, but forbore from saying anything out of sensitivity).

I mean, I feel sorry for the chap and everything (although I can't say I like him), but there is such a thing as too much information. :-(

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Can't he take a tablet?

[The Tony]

Just wait....a few months from now he'll come to your desk...ask for a word....and then ask if you'd like to come over and bang the wife for him.

Trust me.....he's picked u to bang his wife from now on.....

[Berni]

It was tricky enough to know how to respond without getting technical. I was already working hard to stop the words 'Keep your pecker up' escaping my lips. :-(

[Berni]

After all, you wouldn't pick anyone you thought would be loads better than you for such a task, would you? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I bet the National fúcking Health are paying for it, as well.

[Berni]

[Nicosia Gooner]

uploads it to the Internet'

[Peter]

Sorry, only read the first half of the title :-)