Berni
02-07-2014, 04:09 PM
interesting this weekend and he got rather aggressive and asked me if I was 'taking the f*cking p*ss'. I was bemused and said no. He said: 'But you must have heard!' and I explained that I had been out of the country for the last week and was not up on gossip. He then realised I wasn't taking the p*ss and explained that he was having to have an emergency operation on his prostate, which would involve him ending up with a colostomy bag and 'unable to perform sexually'. He was a bit drunk and then proceeded to tell me he was going to have his last sh*t and have sex with his wife for possibly the last time over the weekend (I found this juxtaposition rather distasteful, but forbore from saying anything out of sensitivity).
I mean, I feel sorry for the chap and everything (although I can't say I like him), but there is such a thing as too much information. :-(
I mean, I feel sorry for the chap and everything (although I can't say I like him), but there is such a thing as too much information. :-(