Battered SausageWIMB, a culinary journey

[Classic Jorge]

You know me, I'm a man who likes meat. I also like **** battered.

However, I find chip shop battered sausages quite unfulfilling. The tasteless, spongey, cheap sausages just dont really hit the mark.

Just a couple of weeks ago I thought I'd solve this thorny issue and make my own. I got a selection of quality butchers sausages and, in the common parlance, battered the f**k out of them.

The winners were Lincolnshire (king of sausages) but an honorary mention must also go to porl and apple and spicy chorizo.

Batter your own sausages, it's mint!

[Peter]

Do with that what you will :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

However, the chip shop battered sausage comes into its own when smeared liberally with the Sriracha. Extra hot, naturally.

[Classic Jorge]

in retrospect it was probably an error to go for the little chef style won.

I was surprised Pork & Apple ranked so highly, it's a puff's sausage.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

It just doesn't come close to comparing to the real thing. I've changed.

['Neg]

The mighty Viandel :cloud9: :eat:

http://bin.snmmd.nl/m/m1eymkjwk93r.jpg

[Monty91]

or a sophisticate.

[The JBear]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

They basically chuck a lot of smoked paprika in a fatty sausage though.

[Peter]

In britain.

Chorizo is too greasy. They can shove it.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

There's not enough batter there, Henk

[Peter]

Tell us you dont like a bacon and there will be a f**king riot :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

And let's face it, fat is great

[Classic Jorge]

Do you like any processed or cured meats? I could live on them.

Melton Mowbray pork pies are from god himself

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

I suspect its elevated status is dowm to its category as a breakfast food, because however muchy you fancy it up, breakfast is fúcking boring.

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

I suspect that is a big part of it.

Agree, breakfast is pretty boring. I dont bother with it.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, pigs in blankets.

Synergy, yeah?

[Peter]

Not without bread though. Or fags

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've never had the ****s since eating yoghurt each morning, and that includes eating street food in India AND Africa.

Yoghurt. My guts are unbreakable.

[Monty91]

not really meant to be eaten at breakfast.

[Classic Jorge]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47263000/jpg/_47263885_img_3278.jpg
270g (9¾oz) black pudding
180g (6oz) premium sausage meat
6 pickled eggs
1 egg, beaten
100g (3½oz) flour
100g (3½oz) Panko breadcrumbs
approx 1.5l (2¾ pints) vegetable oil, for frying

[Classic Jorge]

[Frimmers]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Monty91]

of their associations. In and of themselves, they are basically rank.

[Peter]

They can shove their tasteless scrambled eggs up their arse.

A colleague always orders over easy and then screams at the staff if they overcook it. I like to get the hell out of there before he kicks off. Its so embarrassing.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

You sick, twisted *******

[PSRB]

it with

[Monty91]

I'm a tight **** and it saves me having to buy lunch :-)

[Snin]

Truffled ham, egg and chips scotch egg (UK's best 2012/2013) 7.50

great pub to0

http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Pub-Food/Blade-Bone-Inn-p ub-Berkshire-wins-Scotch-Egg-Challenge-title (http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Pub-Food/Blade-Bone-Inn-pub-Berkshire-wins-Scotch-Egg-Challenge-title)

http://www.thebladeboneinn.com/restaurant_menu.html

[Monty91]

together - i mean literally together. You like it because it's traditional, more than because it actually tastes good. Not that it tastes *bad*, but there is certainly an element of the emperor's new clothes going on with pigs in blankets.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITzZmhFjko

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

Chapman's standard pork (Cumberland kinda thing)

Boerewors

Lamb & mint

Pork & apple

Pork & leek

Caribbean

Jerk

Chipolatas

Extra spicy

Venison & Rioja

I'm sure there's some I've missed, the boerewors are the dogs though.

[Supermac1976]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/HWN6iyJGaus

[Ashberto]

[Harry Balls]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

http://dakareats.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/shutterstock_12359281.jpg?w=300&h=190

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Did I spell that right. It's probably a u.

But I always thought there was no U in masterbation hehe.