I have decided that my new barbers are probably my favouritest ever.

[Berni]

They are Turks and wonderfully surly. This is an excellent thing as it means they have the enormous virtue of keeping their f*cking mouths shut unless they want to know something about how you want your hair cut. In addition, they trim your eyebrows and nose hair without even having to be asked AND (and this is the best bit) do that exciting thing with the burning turps on a stick to deal with your ear hair - again without being asked.

Also, I saw a chap having a proper cutthroat shave there yesterday. It went on for ages, involved inordinate numbers of hot towels, mudpacks and general titting about and looked ace. The chap came out looking strangely shiny.

So well done Razors of Windmill Street, Cheshunt. I recommend it thoroughly

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

Needless to say, this rather unnerved me until I noticed a funeral cortege going past at the precise same moment :clap:

[Berni]

Apart from put a headscarf on it, of course.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

*******s to letting some Turkish c**t near me with burning turps on a stick.

[Berni]

[7evens]

I've visted a new estblishment that's just opened in my local town. The cutters were telling me they'd spread north from Tottenham and Green Lanes.
They've stumped up a hell of a trade in the last couple of months and have dealt a heavy blow to the established, poncey salons in our sleepy market town.
The ear candles are a bit initimidating on first sight but the arm massage and zingy lemon stuff around you face following the hot towels, leaves you walking out in a semi daze.
All that for 15 quid :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Always remember Copenhagen 2000 B.

[The JBear]

[Berni]

hands. Although I might get a bit shakey. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Pat Vegas]

they still use a coat throat. They have these paper collars for me to wear whilst they are cutting.

They keep the conversation simple. And they actually seem to care about what they are doing.

Top quality. £9 a go.

[Berni]

[7evens]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

just standard tidying up of neck and back that you get at the end of every haicut.

[Pat Vegas]

parts that no barber has done before.

Not rude places but my hairline on my forehead above my ears. they do a very good job making it nice and tidy.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

hair wasn't nice and neat.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Ears are alight]

[Pat Vegas]

but higher up where you have this V shape.

Like Pacey from Dawsons creek for example.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

I presume you shave yourself, I fail to see what difference there is

[Berni]

A civilised man surely doesn't shear himself like livestock?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Luis Anaconda]

nothing to do with being afraid to go into a German barber's at all. I just think of a camp version of the Marathon Man

[Dorset Gooner]

[Snin]

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[Berni]

[Peter]

f**k me, cheshunt is well f**king ****!

[Berni]