Before I go to lunch. Has anybody accidentally pissed on their own trousers whilst taking a dump?

[Pat Vegas]

For example the pee goes through the gap between the seat and the bowl and hits your trousers or back of your legs?

No?

hasn't happened to me either.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

can happen.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

Apart from when you forget your spirit level, that is.

I'm not even going to ask about the mechanics of this.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

Pissing at same time.. Was taking an agency out , I had to sneak out n taxi home without paying for our dinner.. I was wasted

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

causes my ***** to sit at that angle. You could say i sit like a lady on the ****ter :-|

[Norn Iron]

after. I went to the toilet and pissed over myself. I remember posting on awimb when it happened to ask for advice. This was about 4am in the morning :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Does the act of defecation make him tumescent?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Although i do have a tremendous upward curve.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

:wipecock:

[Dutch Gooner]

.....I was soooo drunk and could not stand up afterwards....mind you I was only 26 when it happened....:hide:

[Mc Gooner]

That ensures I don't make that mistake :hehe:

[zimgunner]

Happens to me often.

My thinking is this -- the tip of a ***** is very infection-prone. At least as bad as the mouth. Would you lick the inside of a toilet bowl? Right, of course not. So why would you rest your cock there while you ****? I don't. I just keep it up on the toilet seat.

This is all another good argument against circumcision.