I haven't seen MotD for weeks. Is Hansen still all, "Not for me, no" when asked about our

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

titles chances?

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the problem is that the question is usually phrased, "CAN Arsenal win the league?" Ask me, "Will Arsenal win the league?" and I'm with Hansen, "Not for me." But "CAN they win the league?" Yes, these team is clearly talented enough to challenge, and, under certain circumstances, they're clearly capable of winning it.

[Monty91]

incapable of winning it.

So, as a pundit, if he thinks that possibility is real, I have no problem with him sticking his neck on the line and predicting it.

He, after all, is the one that will look silly if we win it.

I suspect your issue is with punditry per se rather than Hansen.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Poor old Chas. They're having a look inside today?

[Berni]

[Berni]

If the insurance company gives the thumbs up, they'll open him up and, if they can't operate, euthenase him.

Poor old sod.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They will be waiting for us across the rainbow bridge :-(

[Berni]

http://www.rainbowsbridge.com/hello.htm

I mean, feel sad by all means, but there are surely limits?

[Classic Jorge]

Plus, I cant understand why they named it after Bilrost, the bridge between asgaaard and the world in norse mythology.

[Monty91]

may well find solace in such an online community.

My main objection is the sickeningly twee language.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Both are acceptable, I just chose the norse mythology hipster option, yeah?

[Berni]

We buy pets knowing they live for a shorter time than us. Feeling sad when they die is therefore fine, but actual 'grief' to the extent that you require a support network is not an appropriate response for a balanced mind.

Look at this, ffs. 'Furbaby'? That's not right. :-(

http://www.rainbowsbridge.com/Grief_Support_Center/Grief_Sup port/Ways_to_Memorialize.htm (http://www.rainbowsbridge.com/Grief_Support_Center/Grief_Support/Ways_to_Memorialize.htm)

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.badtaxidermy.com/images/posts/129.jpg

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll get support from no c**t, will I?

[Berni]

Perhaps if you called it your 'featherbaby'?

[Monty91]

like cats and dogs. They do nothing to engender mutual love.

And even when they're dead and cooked, they taste boring.

Fúck chickens.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Sometimes rather than sitting on the table, he perches on a chair with his paws on the table like a human waiting to eat.

It's painfully cute.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know nothing from chickens.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

allowed to and does it just to piss me off.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

I have to admit I got a bit queasy when you were describing that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

the implication was that I may have had sex on it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She's just very old.

[Luis Anaconda]

and I like to type words with umlauts in them

[Berni]

So if you have sex on - for example - a chest freezer, would that make it an intimate space?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

aroused by feeling the ice cold chill of said freezer against your bare buttocks, then yes.

[Berni]

The lady's buttocks should adorn the freezer lid, whilst the chap does the work.

[Monty91]

well work for me, but - and forgive me if I am mistaken - are you not a bit of a short arse?

[Berni]

I am not a bounder. Or at least not that sort of bounder.

[Monty91]

Questioning my own manhood, when you'd need a fúcking step ladder to do what you describe. The cheek. :rolleyes:

[Berni]

I am 5'10". Beyond that, there are matters I could discuss that would answer your questions, but that would be indelicate (not to say boastful) of me.

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Only then can they perform their required tasks.