My mate is having an orthodox Jewish wedding in a few weeks. Part of the deal is that they have to

[Monty91]

attend a series of sessions with a rabbi prior to the wedding to discuss various matters relevant to marriage such as responsibility, expectations, fidelity, etc.

In their last session, the rabbi informed his partner that if she was not sure whether she had finished her period (in orthodox Judaism, you’re not allowed to have sex until seven days after), she would have to send her knickers in an envelope to the rabbi who would assess them to determine whether or not she had indeed finished.

This genuinely happened and is apparently standard across orthodox Judaism in the UK and America.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

ban all religions now imo ..its just an excuse for wrongcocks to do filthy things

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Leave the f**king jews alone!

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

if your gay no problem but its ur look out mate" ? maybe he is on AWIMB

[Monty91]

[Snin]

all religions are as dispicable to me tbh..even the buddhists now massacring people in burma..no good comes of religion

[Monty91]

in the hope of fúcking her later.

You kinda just have to nod and smile in exchange for them throwing you a nice service in an ornate synagogue.

[Berni]

More just wear them on their face while they masturbated.

I imagine. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

I'd tell the filthy ******* to do one, myself.

[Curly]

Won of them curly locked Jew efforts refused to be served a drink from her.I can smell you're on the rag,he says to her

[Monty91]

to serve as a reliable spaff receptacle.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

the Local Jewish Community would have heard that you'd told a revered man of the cloth that he's a pervy ****. And there's literally nothing worse in the entire world than being in any way subversive or questioning in the eyes of The Local Jewish Community.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I admit this is not something i have ever shared on here before now.

Perhaps "your friend's partner" (i.e. your missus) could also send me a pair for verification.

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

Unless pregnancy-induced vaginal discharge is your thing...

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To be honest he sounds to me just like your average back street pervert as opposed to a man of God, or whoever the f**k you lot believe in.

Priests don't even ask for your soiled smalls.

[Berni]

[Snin]

long imo

[Monty91]

[Snin]

[Blupunter]

that'll do for a message-board on a Monday morning, very nicely. Well done.