If Jim Davidson managed to win celebrity big brother, what does that say about the others?

[Classic Jorge]

Who was he in there with, Idi Amin, Ted Bundy and John Gregory?

Amazing that a racist, homophobic wife beater could win a public vote in this day and age.

[IUFG]

well, not until he gets Yewtree'd.

the odious c**t

[Supermac1976]

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

[Classic Jorge]

[Lord Roose Bolton]

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

They were all terrible c**ts to a man and woman from what I saw.
The Nolan termagent and that big nostril **** from Blue were truly the absolute lowest of the human order.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There are no depths to which hoi polloi will not stoop.

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

And/or watching.

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

But it certainly does say alot about the people that voted for him.

[Monty91]

observing a bunch of dysfunctional celebrities interacting and generally trying to get on in an (albeit contrived) domestic setting.

Evander Holyfield being forced to live with Lionel Blair? You are I both know that is a comedy goldmine...

[7evens]

It's only if he attempts to leave the room that his suit would be heading towards Sketchleys for their utmost gold service.

[Classic Jorge]

Is it a coincidence that his full name was Paul Joseph Goebbels? :sherlock:

[Monty91]

which I assume you are not above doing.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to punch a wall now.

[Classic Jorge]

Lets call it what it is, leering at young ladies bottoms and tits in the street.

There are no women about to pull us up on it, sorry LadyG but you dont count.

[Peter]

That i avoid like the plague.

I was just suggesting that the voters should take the blame, as with the 80s and thatcher.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k it, and the elderly.

[Classic Jorge]

Has he changed since he's moved north?

[Supermac1976]

We get Jim Davidson with Richard Digance. :-
I'm not joking either

[Peter]

:hehe: :homer:

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

dipping wild mushrooms into a light batter and deep frying them. As we did so, we cried, "Oh tempura! Oh morels!"

At this point I awoke, and, so excited was I by my subconscious wit, I called him immediately to describe this comedic triumph.

His response? Some muffled nonsense about it being 4 a.m. :-(

Not a titter nor a congratulation.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

to check out a woman on a nearby table 6 times in 20 minutes :homer:

[Peter]

Great minds etc......

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's coming back in the summer. I can feel it.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

the cheek of some people

[Peter]

Six times is a bit much

[Supermac1976]

http://blog.jimdavidson.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/together-again.jpg
Masterminds of comedy, ffs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Damned mobile phones.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

his house to see if he'd come and visit his mum and dad. There was a Rolls parked outside a few times. His folks still lived in the crummy cahncil ahse though.

[Peter]

His tribute band are nearly ready for their first gig. The demo of racing in the street is really, really good. Going to listen to three or four others.

Going to watch the download then.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do I know Jerry?

[Peter]

Good god. How ever did you cope? You must have been able to smell them from your grounds

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

He has formed a tribute band :-)

[Supermac1976]

Actually you weren't featured in it were you?

[Peter]

Its a good job i am above all of that :-)

Illusion completely shattered by the way. If i had known this i wouldnt have bothered shaving before we met :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*Not on the Ferrier.

[Peter]

I know a guy who has seen him over a hundred times, another over 90 times. Even good old Sir C has clocked up 25 plus.

The guy who started crying in the car....what a f**king bell end. I mean, i love the Boss but jesus, get a grip

[Maz]

[Snin]

fooling noone..Its Sir D(avidson) isnt it ? :wave: hello Jimbo well done on your success

[Peter]

(One soft infested summer) After his covers band did a superb Born To Run one evening. A rare treat in an otherwise predictable pub set.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mother of God, how did that happen?

[Peter]

Obviously the ******* coming over here every summer tends to eat into their ticket sales a bit :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes. Goest.

[Peter]

Drastic escapes :-)

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

looked exactly like an ex girlfriend of mine, despite being male. I couldn't take my eyes off him all night. It was confusing and disturbing.

I didn't touch myself later. No. No I didn't.

[Peter]

Care to join one? :-)

Jam packed with bloody tourists

[Peter]

The acid helped

[Snin]

see you there P

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm on a trip to Brussels, I'm afraid :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

And it isnt there any more.

The new ones is rather foul.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

bankers are making ****s of themselves :hehe:

I told you, didn't I? V and I racked up an Sing $800 bill in there one night. Singapore Slings and sliders.

[Peter]

The first couple of times. It faded with the fifth and sixth.

Got up to sing $450 before i decided the old corporate card could stand no more :-)

[Peter]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Raffles Siem Reap - the Airavata
Raffles phnom Penh - Femme Fatale
MO Bangkok - Aviation

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Last time I was there it was a little... tired. However, I did smuggle my cat in successfully.

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]