You're right, j. America needs to give up on bacon. They just can't get it right.

[Berni]

Two types of bacon today. Both ****.

One was that crispy strips of streaky that they do, which are briefly amusing, but can only really be eaten with the fingers or reduced to shards by the pressure of one's fork. The other called itself Brandt bacon and had the consistency of leather. Oh, for a happy medium!

And let's draw a veil over the turd-shaped, anaemic monstrosity that was the Chicken and jalapeño sausage, shall we? :-(

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

:-

These lot are the only superpower left

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dirty *******s.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

there'll be a queue of hillbillies the length of the Chattanooga Choo-choo waiting to bum you.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Berni]

I quite like the two-course aspect of breakfast here, though. Just had bacon, eggs, etc and then I had waffles and French toast with syrup, whipped cream, strawberries and blueberries.
Feel a bit sick now :- Sick and ashamed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm shocked and appalled.

Jealous, shocked and appalled.

[Snin]

[Berni]

Did a ten mile run yesterday and have already been for a swim today, so I'm fighting back. Ish.

[Berni]

Awimb is an odd place. :-(

[Fedor]

[Classic Jorge]