Currently in San Diego trying to stave off jet lag with alcohol. There's someone on telly who claims

[Berni]

to actually be called 'Dagmar Midcap'.

Am I hallucinating, is the tequila hitting me harder than I thought or is this actuàlly a real person?

[Grinner]

for the final game last season. They are a good bunch if you are going to be there on Tuesday. I can't recall the pub where they met but it was a cracking atmosphere and they had proper grub, good beer and lots of big screens.

[Mack]