Not only have I been stacking logs, I've also been and bought a tarp.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's always been an ambition of mine to own my own tarp. Now I can say things line, 'Don't worry, we'll pop a tarp over it for now.'

Today I have become a man.

[Classic Jorge]

My FiL has a lathe, the f**ker's had trains in his shed and he claims you arent a real man until you have a lathe.

I fear I'll never get there

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Does a vice count?

[Chief Arrowhead]

A primary colour tarp (blue, red, yellow) tarp signals that this situation needing a tarp is temporary and I will be right on this to fix it.

A green or brown tarp lends to the situation a sort of permanence that could last years if not forever.

[Chief Arrowhead]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, I do have a "Meat Slab" in the cellar.

This slab must have 200 years of meaty goodness on it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it the table upon which you carve up your victims?

[Classic Jorge]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall seek one on tinternet :thumbup:

[Classic Jorge]

I think it sort of acted like a fridge too, before such things were commonplace

[Brentwood]

If you are planning on burning them that is. I know about these sort of things now :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And my tarp-applying skills aren't really good enough to make an airtight seal at the top :hehe:

[Snin]

when a man loses his tarp to the wind he loses his manhood and his self respect

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I expect the wind will take the tarp and cause the patio table to be launched through the kitchen window.

[Snin]

[The Tony]