View Full Version : Not only have I been stacking logs, I've also been and bought a tarp.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 02:49 PM
It's always been an ambition of mine to own my own tarp. Now I can say things line, 'Don't worry, we'll pop a tarp over it for now.'
Today I have become a man.
Classic Jorge
01-24-2014, 02:53 PM
My FiL has a lathe, the f**ker's had trains in his shed and he claims you arent a real man until you have a lathe.
I fear I'll never get there
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 02:54 PM
Does a vice count?
Chief Arrowhead
01-24-2014, 02:55 PM
A primary colour tarp (blue, red, yellow) tarp signals that this situation needing a tarp is temporary and I will be right on this to fix it.
A green or brown tarp lends to the situation a sort of permanence that could last years if not forever.
Chief Arrowhead
01-24-2014, 02:57 PM
Classic Jorge
01-24-2014, 02:58 PM
Mind you, I do have a "Meat Slab" in the cellar.
This slab must have 200 years of meaty goodness on it.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 02:59 PM
Is it the table upon which you carve up your victims?
Classic Jorge
01-24-2014, 02:59 PM
http://www.ixbt.com/dvd/films/casino/casino_vice_large.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 03:00 PM
I shall seek one on tinternet :thumbup:
Classic Jorge
01-24-2014, 03:01 PM
I think it sort of acted like a fridge too, before such things were commonplace
Brentwood
01-24-2014, 03:15 PM
If you are planning on burning them that is. I know about these sort of things now :nod:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 03:16 PM
And my tarp-applying skills aren't really good enough to make an airtight seal at the top :hehe:
when a man loses his tarp to the wind he loses his manhood and his self respect
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-24-2014, 03:19 PM
I expect the wind will take the tarp and cause the patio table to be launched through the kitchen window.
The Tony
01-24-2014, 03:44 PM
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