Early lunch.Rye bread. Well-aged Gouda. A Kielbasa Myśliwska. A gherkin. Mustard. Fruit.

[Berni]

Got to say, very pleasant. May have some pints later.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're going to do the 5:2 thing, b. Mondays and Thursdays are going to be tough nights at vdL Towers.

[barrybueno]

I know you jest...

[Classic Jorge]

That's four of the five food groups covered right there

[Berni]

Have you heard my exciting culinary news? I now like Marmite. Can't get enough of the bloody stuff. I actually wake up of a morning craving Marmitey toast. Something odd has happened to me.

btw, can't believe you just let the Gouda thing slide after all my years slagging off Dutch cheese.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

2. Kindly apologise for all the dreadful remarks you have made about Marmite lovers over the years.

3. Marmite toast with sloppy scrambled egg on top, if you haven't yet done it.

4. I knew you were only joshing about Dutch cheese. Have I ever fed you Leidsekaas? The mature Gouda with cumin? Cheese that smells like sexytime.

[Snin]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canad a/10594217/Canada-bans-sale-of-Irn-Bru-Marmite-and-Ovaltine. html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/10594217/Canada-bans-sale-of-Irn-Bru-Marmite-and-Ovaltine.html)

[Berni]

2/ I apologise unreservedly. My remarks were based on fear, ignorance and a ludicrous belief in the moral superiority of anti-Marmitists over Marmitistas.
3/Haven't done that, but did do the marmite soldiers thing with a dippy egg. Marvellous.
4/ You haven't and it sounds lovely, but I'm not sure I could enjoy my cheese with you there becoming sexually aroused. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Free SL]

I was just about to post this link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25867613

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, I see their point about Irn Bru. It seems to do terrible things to the scotch.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01377/SNA19BRU2-682_1377867a.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Purely as I am going northside.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

2. Accepted.

3. Yummy.

4. I always become sexually aroused when I watch you eat cheese.