I am owner of the richest club in the world... So fcuk you citeh...

[High Quality Kick and Run]

I have just paid my team - fair play under 11s - a cheque for 500 million in sponsorship. A great rise in commercial income that even ****ty citeh would blush at. And my books balance! I have decided to pay myself - as my team's first class commercial contracts manager - a salary of 500 million!

Perfect!

Why have delloite not mentioned any of this?