Not been for a **** for a few days now and feel things backing up

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Just had a run through of what Ive eaten since my last ****e >

2 chicken currys and rice
1 large fish and chips
1 garlic chicken and fried potatoes
1 beef hotpot and peas
1 cod curry
1 large southern fried chicken sub
1 cheese and grape sandwich
6 strawberry yoghurts
1 kitkat
1 flapjack
3 bowls of porridge
3 bowls of granola
1 banana
3 apples


Ive been to the toilet 3 times today thinking I need to **** and nothing came out. I was sat on the bog for half an hour each time waiting .... and nothing. My stomach is not at all well.

[barrybueno]

:driving:

[Harry Balls]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Harry Balls]

It's all in the moustache, don't be fooled.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Harry Balls]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Harry Balls]

The Bananas and Yad Vashem were both in Israel, but should not otherwise be confused as they are not in any way connected.

[Mc Gooner]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Monty91]

Serves the **** right for not having a headstone like normal dead people.

[Harry Balls]

[Supermac1976]

[Ashberto]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tWpXiRjykH0/TTjFp2buJ3I/AAAAAAAAAH8/w8u5Ip0pTRE/s1600/CartmanCrapMouth2.jpg

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Mc Gooner]