In a poor attempt to amuse myself. In the mornings when I go to Starbucks I am now giving them a

[Pat Vegas]

different name each day.

Today I told them I was Sidney Sam. :-(
The cup just has sam written on it.

But the woman there knows my game and is on to me. Maybe I will start giving awimbers names from tomorrow.

[Ears are alight]

As it is I have a secret coffee machine in one of my cupboards here at work anyway. Which I don't talk to.

[Pat Vegas]

spelling etc would be good.

But I am sure people would cheat.
Or a second game whatever name they have on their name badge I will say that is my name.

[pjlincs]

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

Are you some sort of closet northerner?

[Ears are alight]

- actually this is hidden by a wall of books!

[Ears are alight]

[Pat Vegas]

They have this name gimmick now too.

but I am trying to be more friendly I say good morning to the shop keeper opening up as I pass the place in the morning.

[Ashberto]

who was presumably fed up with listening to me moaning about the paucity of fresh-coffee-making facilities.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

I've been reliably informed aeropress is the way to go, especially as some ******* washed my lovely won cup won up too vigorously.

[Pat Vegas]

Not enough pizza.

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/calzone1.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Slightly unfortunate as they do sometimes make the f**kers the size of a house

[Ashberto]

It does call me 'darling' though, which I don't think is very appropriate for the office.