My cat finally got fed up with the Aids jokes this morning

[Monty91]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a4df32b3127ccef54f2e68cb9f00000030O08AbNHLlm4buA e3nwg/cC/f%3D0/ls%3D00008783994620140113145331949.JPG/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Berni]

That or you have fat forearms.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Curly]

[Monty91]

as I swung him round the room screaming :-(

[Berni]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Monty91]

I've told her I'm giving her 8 weeks post-birth to shed that baby blubber otherwise I'm trading her in.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

:-|

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Ears are alight]

[Curly]

[Berni]

Seriously, though, on Saturday, I saw one of the ugliest women I've ever seen.

She was Turkish, I think. Hairy, warty of visage, fat and genuinely looked like a fairy tale ogre. But she was with her normal-looking husband and they had two (very ugly) daughters. I was fascinated and couldn't stop staring as I simply couldn't understand how anyone with functioning eyes could possibly bring themselves to have sex with her - at least twice.

[Monty91]

in many cases can be lived with for many years with no noticeable symptoms.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Nicosia Gooner]

:hehe:

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/ugly-cat-2.jpg

[Berni]

[Monty91]

targeting in terms of corresponding atttractiveness.

If you're a proper ugger, how do you make the mental jump to be able to fancy someone who in your heart you must know is unattractive by any objective aesthetic judgement?

[Berni]

Lord knows what she thinks is going to happen. Although I imagine he's grateful for any attention these days.

[Classic Jorge]

praps the guy's just remained faithful no matter how cruel time has been to his lovely wife.

[redgunamo]

Just like with horses or hounds, in fact.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

of the utmost sweetness and I would remain resolutely limp.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Monty91]

and screaming increasingly vulgar things at him, leaving his teeny bopper fans nearly in tears.

I apologised to him in the bar afterwards but couldn't help sarcastically congratulating him on "resurrecting his career" at the respected temple of music that is the Bristol University student union.