Wayne Rooney to miss Manchester United's game against Swansea after being sent on warm weather

[PSRB]

recuperation. WTF?

I think we can assume he's off to Chelsea then

[Pat Vegas]

Shame, it will make them stronger.

[Berni]

I look forward to the hordes of balaclava'd wronguns outside his house. Again.

[Classic Jorge]

Here they are, looking scarily like the Bacons, coming out the sea

http://bealing.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/image-2-for-stars-mirror-each-other-on-the-beach-gallery-240477541.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[Lord Roose Bolton]

SenT him to some Nike personal fitness camp in the U.S.

[Classic Jorge]

I cant put into words how much I hate that advert, I know theyve tried to move away from the bog standard package holiday thing but I cant help feel they've gone a little bit too aspirational now.

[Classic Jorge]

http://noclipmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/marilyn_manson_fat_camp.jpg

[Berni]

We all know he's not REALLY an ogre and that the ad's going to end with him looking normal, so why go on for ages with the conceit?

Plus, they used to sponsor Tottenham.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Lord Roose Bolton]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

Plus if United sell Rooney. They will buy another big name striker probably one that 'we' are after.

[Berni]

Just thinking about the two of them brings a fond and romantic tear to my eye. :cry:

[PSRB]

[Brentwood]

http://booqasho.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ozil-and-romas.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5542b4e1848366b6ae498b46acbb7a1/tumblr_mkfnaeqjGc1qe9lszo1_500.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

it's a cracking hotel and no riff raff

[PSRB]

[Brentwood]

http://paralleluniverseblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/sergio-ramos-mesut-ozil-baglama-e13300205258541.jpg

[Berni]

Still, consenting adults and all that. There's nothing wrong with it.

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

http://headbandsandheartbreak.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/sergio-ozil.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlledqLI01rrsg2fo1_500.png

[Brentwood]

http://headbandsandheartbreak.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/tumblr_lk7x7shdr11qbiyss.jpg

[PSRB]

or an AMA come to that

[Berni]

http://www.spurs-web.com/wp-content/gallery/worst-spurs-kits/kit1.jpg

[Berni]

To be honest, though, us Anglos do struggle with the more metrosexual nature of the Southern European male. It might just be an innocent (if close) friendship.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]