Car is parked and engine off but windscreen wipers intermittently moving

[Monty91]

Electrical fault, I assume...

Garage can't fit me in till tomorrow. How urgent is it???

[Hillary]

[Curly]

[Snin]

so you are buggered and will be raped by a garage instead :-)

[Monty91]

[Curly]

All fuse numbers should be labelled on the fusebox lid

[Snin]

[The JBear]

*alternatively, try them one at a time until the wipers stop.

[Pat Vegas]

[The JBear]

[Curly]

The internet may help him here

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When you hear a kind of snapping noise the auto-eject within the fuse system of the car has been engaged.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

locked?

If the keys are still in the ignition, the car will know you are still in there and will leave the wipers going intermittently depending on if they are auto wipers or if you have the stalk on intermittent...

[Luis Anaconda]

[Curly]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Mack]

[Snin]

problem solved

[Bergkamp's Brain]

:-)

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

[The Tony]

[Berni]

A gentleman has no business mucking about with machines, m - or even knowing how they work. That's why they invented City & Guilds - to give the plebs something to do.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

One might get soot on oneself. Or coal dust - whatever it is these things run on.

A chap should have more respect for the whiteness of his linen than that, j. :nono:

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.zahradka-art.com/images/artwork/Renaissance%20Man.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

I wonder if him and Sir C go down the pub, berni with his blouse and Sir C dressed as Pete Doherty's mucky uncle.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Snin]

[Snin]

and Sir C is the Sherlock I feel...

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

:banghead: :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]