Jet Set Willy Young. I fank you.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

No, not a flatviewer, just an attention whore.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

or a shrivelled prune of a ballbag and withered chipolata of a *****.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

OK, I used some Google in that. Nic will be able to tell you all about him. He was hungry for a game under Chapman, apparently.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Shirley, by that definition and a bit of mischief, it is only a matter of time before you get to torture another's genitalia

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I'm going to nail your nutsack to a chest of drawers and chuck it out the window.

Satisfied now?

[Bergkamp's Brain]