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Monty91
01-06-2014, 02:11 PM
Worth a 10 day summer holiday?

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:15 PM
unless you are about 60 + and maybe like to paint or doing not much at all...2 days should do it..3 at most

Dutch Gooner
01-06-2014, 02:17 PM
warm , country style summerhouse with tenniscourt....would have been quite dull without it :shrug:

Monty91
01-06-2014, 02:28 PM
Drivable (via eurostar) preferably

Berni
01-06-2014, 02:30 PM
And there's only so many gizzards one can eat, tbh.

Monty91
01-06-2014, 02:36 PM
I was reading up on fois gras recently. Seems that despite the controversy, it's not actually cruel at all. Unlike humans, ducks have no built in gag reflex so they're entirely unbothered by having a pipe shoved down their throat to be force fed.And bloating their stomachs/livers with fat is entirely natural too, since they always pad up for migration season anyway.

Brentwood
01-06-2014, 02:38 PM
is encountering an American. Loud, brash and very irritating in the main

Classic Jorge
01-06-2014, 02:41 PM
unless you actually enjoy listening to the rain fall on the small tin box you're cursed to spend your entire holiday in.

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:45 PM
but slimy orrible texture ****e..I feckin hate it

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:49 PM
:-) umm tbh though 6 months..i'd either not bother or do something like mark warner where you can farm the kid out...or go off and do stuff by self. Or if not then may as well go and sit in dordogne i guess..as it will a ****e holiday for you and a waste of time whatever. After first break with kid aged 6 months i got my mum to babysit for next few holidays with the missus till he was about 1 and half or 2..as before then its just pissing in the wind

Berni
01-06-2014, 02:50 PM
grub and they stuff themselves based on this very instinct. However, it's not as good, which suggests you really need the gavage to make it extra good and cruel.

Besides, they're only f**king ducks.

Curly
01-06-2014, 02:51 PM
Do not leave the country with a baby for at least the first 2 years
a/they are v poor travellers
b/you'll want to be near a hospital.

'Neg
01-06-2014, 02:51 PM
Just a bit salty.

Berni
01-06-2014, 02:51 PM

redgunamo
01-06-2014, 02:51 PM

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:51 PM
sit by pool and sleep and try and catch up on the last 6 months of hell and get baby looked after all day imo.. was best holiday i had when my son was a baby..rest of time it was better to stay home or go and see family / mums and get looked after then sneak off to pub

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:53 PM
cs, typing, spellin..jkust fourfourtwo and ruun abbhaat you cnut

Snin
01-06-2014, 02:55 PM
seems similar to foie gras imo..it just gets a quick compact and then its strraight out...and ive had foie gras twice and nope dont like it

Snin
01-06-2014, 03:00 PM
and innards...so to me its the same :-)

Classic Jorge
01-06-2014, 03:01 PM
Which is why we ended up driving the 40mins back from there pretty sharpish

Classic Jorge
01-06-2014, 03:02 PM

Snin
01-06-2014, 03:02 PM
from your wife ..then say booking mistake..and have a good kip away from screaming kids

Classic Jorge
01-06-2014, 03:17 PM

Curly
01-06-2014, 03:20 PM

Snin
01-06-2014, 03:24 PM
:hehe: though tbh I was planning to / thinking of split up just before found out she was pregnant..and it all kind of rolled along until i woke up :-)

Snin
01-06-2014, 03:26 PM

Curly
01-06-2014, 03:29 PM
Heart beat in the 300's for 2 days
Would have killed an adult
Dago hospitals :-(