The geese have landed. That's it, it's now christmas. You may commence drinking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Rich]

Also, when's it getting cold? This is supposed to be a bad winter and I haven't even had to scrape my car in the morning yet.

Moronic weather forecasters.

[Berni]

And I'm going to have to retreat to the Petts Wood bolthole tonight due to them closing the bridge and generally the weather making a nuisance of itself.

['Neg]

[Ashberto]

[The JBear]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Good luck with all that :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, I'm afraid it is.

[Berni]

This seems unlikely.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you have a Hummer, perhaps. An amphibious Hummer.

[redgunamo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA5wqItjKFc

http://images.gizmag.com/hero/hovercraft-golf-cart.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bubba.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Roads blocked by overturned vehicles. Bridges closed and tunnels flooded. A complete breakdown of civil order. Rioting and mayhem in the streets, martial law and a 24 hour curfew.

Otherwise, you're golden.

[redgunamo]

Or Poppy.

[redgunamo]