In last night's dream, we had won the league and our end-of-season DVD

[redgunamo]

was the final scene from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy: Starring Gary Oldman as Arsene, that Cummerband chap as Per, Mark Strong as Steve Bould landing a good one just below RVP's (Colin Firth's) eye with an old hunting rifle, Connie Sachs as Sir Alex Ferguson drinking himself to death in a rural Oxfordshire borstal, the doorman as Sir Chips and Smiley's wife as Flam.

At the end though, Arsene actually strips to the waist and duck-walks around Control's old desk to the dulcet tones of Julio Iglesias', La Mer :-

Frightening.

[IUFG]

and the acid.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

It beats my dream where I was big mates with Kiera Knightley and my other half and I were happily sitting around in a hot tub with her shooting the breeze into a cocked hat.

Although I was rather disappointed to wake up and realise I wasn't friends with Kiera Knightley as she'd seemed really lovely in my dream. :-(

[redgunamo]

I know that face. And I was right; my wife is actually a dead ringer for KK, just blonder and more, how shall I put it.. German http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

bothered with a' that jacuzzi stuff.

[Berni]

I must make it my mission to befriend Keira, though. She was just really, really nice you know? No side to her at all, just really warm and friendly.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She was excellent in Never Let Me Go.

Now there's a movie to cheer one up.

[Berni]

And anyway, I wasn't talking about her in a sexual context. I was saying she was just really nice in my dream and how this has made me want to befriend her - which I'm sure she'll welcome.

Women aren't just sex objects, you know? Sheeeesh!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's impossible for men and women to be friends. Billy Crystal told me.

[Berni]